New year has arrived and its time to have fun with friends and close ones and to share the wishes with each other. So here are some of the best and new quotes for 2011.
Here come the best one by Laura Kightlinger – It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? If you didn’t get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year’s, boom, there’s Valentine’s Day for you. There should be a holiday after Valentine’s Day called ‘Are you still here?'”
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” By PJO Rourke
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” – By Bill Vaughn
The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.” – By Hartley Coleridge
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” – Mark Twain
The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!” – Edward Payson Powell
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